almond joy

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

by destructoid user February 25, 2008

God amongst men

Colloquialism commonly used on Sydney's Northern Beaches.
Origin: Inspired by the good deeds achieved by a British guy
David Hutcheon.

"Dude you truly are a God amongst men"

by dave January 10, 2005

shut up about among us memes

rather short copypasta being spammed on discord that mods dont detect as copypasta cause they havent seen it before due to the fact it is fairly new as of typing

SHUT UP about among us memes! NOBODY LIKES IT and we're ALL tired of seeing it! On reddit every FUCKING MEME is just that STUPID CREWMATE. On YOUTUBE all the VIDEOS are AMONG US SHITPOSTS! I go to my christian grandmother's house and her picture of Jesus I see it and go "Jesus more like JESUS BUN BUM DONG DING DING DANG DING DING DING, DU DING DING" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASPajfdsjdfskdhfjHHSJKJAJFSFAJFUHF

by Hehe I cheated June 4, 2021

amongst the twos and fews

a person who is always broke

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.

by tuffpuff October 1, 2010

amongolus

Amogisjmm; ey u looking real sussy there!
Me: no u is sus
Mongis: Did u take my 19 dollar fortnight card?
Me: NOOOO I SWEAR I DIDN'T STEAL UR 19 DOLLAR FORTNIT CARD!11!+1**
mogo: ok prepare to perish
Me: nooooo

Mango: PREPARE TO DIE!!!!11
ME: *Cutely dies*
Meguel: I'm hrony

Let's play amongolus sussy fortniteballs chungus!!!11

by Xx_Mogus slayer_Xx May 6, 2021

amongst us

really fucking stupid way of saying among us

(these arent real people)
dave: hey bro have u heard of amongst us
john: are you on cocaine again
dave: no you fucking dumbass amongst us

by damaddude January 25, 2023

dutch almond

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.

"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"

by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016