ryan

Ryan is a sexy middle aged male that has some very fine children in his basement.

" hey have you seen Ryan? i heard he has some new kids in his house for sale."
"oh no i haven't but how much are the kids? mmmmmmmmmmmmm"

by beaby dane August 1, 2019

Ryan

A kid who spends all of his time playing ROBLOX and eating cheeseburgers in front of McDonalds. He sits on his 'gaming chair' with fucking crumbs on his shirt thinking he's the toughest shit

Pfft that kid is just like Ryan
Heh I know right?

by Pablina November 18, 2016

Ryan

Ryan is a kid that is obsessed with fortnite and also shorter than 4 feet. He is always thinking he’s at the top but in reality, he likes boys

“That kid ryans short”

by Didjwidkwk February 19, 2019

Ryan

A waste yute from the kaka tribe who thinks everything they say on urban dictionary is true

ryan is a banwagon fan

by kaka water November 21, 2019

Ryan

Short person. Loud. Annoying. And vertically challenged.

Ryan- "IM NOT SHORT!!!" (he's 4'11")

by theinformer!!! December 10, 2009

Ryan

Common SLANG for penis cheese. Often sucked off when he washes properly.

Ryan: Suck my dick baby I'll love you forever. Oh yeah that feels so good!

Chick 1: MMMM Fumunda cheese. With a tad bit of poop. MMMM

Ryan: Thanks bitch I've had better.

fumundacheeseaveragepenispimplonelysuffrageRyan

by MGoddess February 26, 2010

Ryan

An over obsessed lover, will pretend to do ridiculous things to get attention of lover. An ex straight edge emo kid that tried to preach his beleifs on others and pretty much everything to the essential name emo. A scum bag who obviously now tries to hard to be cool by making fun of people on fb who actually gave a shit about him back in the day until he decided to cross the line. A lier that denies everything he did to cross that line.

"LET GO RYAN"- a common phrase by women

by NH1/1andnumerosoccasions December 11, 2010