beat-off mouse

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!
by Chenry08 August 24, 2007
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Mickey Mouse FC

The purple clad MLS team that plays in a quaint little stadium in Orlando that has serious penis envy over Mercedes Benz stadium. Bless their hearts. #OrlandoisNotTheSouth
Mickey Mouse FC has no chance of making the playoffs this year. Bless their hearts.
by PJ1000 July 29, 2017
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double clicking the mouse

knee-jerk reaction by anyone with an I.Q. under 80 when they stumble upon anything that only needs to be clicked once.
Click on the link below for this weeks church functions (just once, not twice you ignorant piece of crap)
by KCG January 26, 2004
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Hush your mouse!

It is the more socially acceptable way of saying "shut your mouse" which is a way of telling somebody on the internet to be quiet.
You know that they say that Grimmace is one bad mother... "Hush your mouse!"
by iam2eeyore November 21, 2009
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oh mouse of fear

Guy everybody hates for no other good reason than for being British.
Crumpets, poppycock, red double decker buses and fluffy hatted soldiers >> j00
by oh mouse of feeayar March 03, 2004
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Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
by Jermangus July 31, 2008
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rock pocket mouse

When you're hitting it from the back and she says "harder!" and then you throw a rock at her face, thus resulting in her running away like a mouse.
I was smashing Sharqueefa and then proceeded to exclaim "Rock Pocket Mouse!" She quickly scurried away and then I chased her down the hallway.
by BurningOrphans April 06, 2017
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