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Mike (Michael)

I never dreamed my perfect man existed until I met Mike.

My Mike is sexy as hell even though he won't admit it. He is tall, big;) and has the sexiest broad shoulders and chest. He has beautiful eyes, a sexy laugh and smile and panty-wetting dimples.

My Mike is loyal, true, caring, kind and generous. He is patient and understanding without being judgemental. He puts others first before himself and will sacrifice his happiness to make other others happy.

My Mike is logical, reasonable, calm, smart and a sexy business boss. He is willing to give 100% to make something work.

My Mike is strong and brave. I feel safe and comfortable around him and know that I can count on him to protect me when I'm scared. He is always there when I need him and I know he will never hurt me intentionally.

My Mike puts up with my crazy moods without complaining and i love him so much for that. I love every second of hanging out, talking and joking with him. I can never stay mad at him because being around him makes me want to smile so hard my face hurts.

I am so lucky to have you in my life and on my side. I don't want to live without you. Mike you are my best friend and lover. I want to be your wife and the mother of your kids. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You saved me baby. You rescued me from myself and held my head up above the water when times were tough. I love you so incredibly much my sexy B2... yours forever and always, B1 <3
Just looking at my sexy Mike (Michael) makes me want to hold his face in my hands, trace my fingertips around his beard and kiss his sexy lips.

I've never felt this way about anyone before...I am crazy for you. You are my one and only my sexy B2 <3
by Mike's B1 September 3, 2018
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lightning mikes

the greatest ultimate Frisbee team that has ever played the sport
Conner: dude you coming to Frisbee?
Bob: Hell yeah its the lightning mikes!
by Mr. Amazing1215 October 16, 2008
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mike thighson

A term used to describe an especially obese person
Yo you saw that guy!
How could I miss that Mike Thighson he was huge!
by rumpylstilskin September 29, 2006
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A Mike Rice

I just totally fucked Becki and pulled a Mike Rice, I can't wait to hear her reaction!!
by Peanut21904 December 28, 2016
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Jack mike

1. To take over a microphone during a rap battle. 2.To be on top of your game.
1. "He was a weak M.C.so I had to make a jack mike move."
2. Person 1 " How are you sir ?"
Person 2 " Man, I'm jack mike"
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Mike and Mary

Two peas in a pod. Best friends, lovers, and soul mates. They both do whatever they want and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. Can be very spontaneous. They have a love that no one will ever understand. Can't keep them apart. Both very smart and sarcastic.
Mike and Mary flew to Las Vegas and got married.
by Landen17 December 30, 2014
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Mike Piazza

Someone who is extremely gay. So gay in fact, that he is "the best catcher of all time."
Wow, look at that guy grinding his ass against that other guy! He has some real talent, I bet later tonight he'll be a real Mike Piazza!
by dannyretlaps August 17, 2018
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