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Neraka Jerk

Masturbate when adzan just started

Cum before it's over
*God judges Jimmy

God: nigga u goin to hell
Jimmy: but why God? I've always been a good person my entire life

God: u did neraka jerk once
Jimmy: lol worth it
by Adat Alil August 8, 2017
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Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."
Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.
by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020
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Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014
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jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂
by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018
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Camel jerking

When your going hard in her pussy and right before you cum, she pulls up her pants and you ejaculate on her cameltoe.
I remember the first time I tried camel jerking and she didn't have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.
by Fochit April 29, 2015
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Jerk headfacebutt

Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
by SmartsKid February 5, 2018
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struggle jerk

1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
by Ottis Maximus October 13, 2016
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