by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020
After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.
You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.
by GotchaB April 26, 2021
guy: bread yum
person: are you a weirdo
guy: i want to have fried bread
person: your a weirdo
guy: you're
person: oh no you're smart!
guy: yes
person: are you a weirdo
guy: i want to have fried bread
person: your a weirdo
guy: you're
person: oh no you're smart!
guy: yes
by tomato mad that likes penguin September 27, 2020
<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture
by waffle___ April 10, 2021
Where the james species collects bread on a daily routine. Ol'Jimmy Jones suppiles the addiction on a sunday afternoon when James makes his way over. Normally arrving late, he gets the ol'moldy bread that stays in the pot after hours.
Ol'Jimmy Jones: Your late again
James: Shut up, i need that bread for the bread collecting
Ol'Jimmy Jones: Its in the pot, like normal
James: Shut up, i need that bread for the bread collecting
Ol'Jimmy Jones: Its in the pot, like normal
by Dwock June 04, 2022
Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.
by Jmmmmal May 15, 2016
The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019