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june 3rd 

This is national give someone head day!!! go find your quirky mate (most importantly blonde) with a huge dick. Have fun sucking on seven inches of air.

april 3rd 2011 

Me: Yay I love butt touching

Her: why
Me: it’ll april 3rd 2011
april 3rd 2011 by Mabb124689 June 4, 2022

July 3rd 

The day the forces of tiktok and Snapchat single-handedly ripped 5 peoples lives apart and more yet to come. main perpetrators are (@s.boomin06 and many more)
Practically the annual baitout day
(Public Holiday)
Did you see what happened to DK,David.A1,Mk,Lola on July 3rd. Fucking hell
July 3rd by hi hola amigos July 3, 2022

February 3rd 

February 3rd is "Get free money" day. If anyone has a birthday on this day or was born on this day, you have to give them money.
"Mate I'm broke, however I was born February 3rd so give me £3000 you fat cunt!!!"
February 3rd by lmnwx July 7, 2022

August 3rd 

Random give your boyfriend his favorite keyboard day
Girl: It's August 3rd you should get your boyfriend the Razor huntsman mini
another girl: fine!
August 3rd by titty~ July 26, 2022

August 3rd 

National Ex Day

This is the day you have to make a move towards your ex and see where it goes.
Be careful tho!
Did you see the way he looked at this ex today?
Probably because it's August 3rd.
August 3rd by dontyouthink3579 August 2, 2022