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together bears

A together bears is a couple that does ABSOLUTELY everything together. Obsessively compulsive about being together at all times.
OMG HALEY and BRAYAN are such "together bears"
by Gbrayan May 16, 2019
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Bear Hugger

An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.
"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."
by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022
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ushanka bear

the highest class of bear that chases its prey.it normally hunts armless children and consume ligma plant.
it live in shreks swamp, northen russia and uganda
Persom: yo you heard what happend to jet
other person:nah i was getting high with ushanka bear
by sexy ligma faggot November 11, 2018
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Ted Bear

Ted Bear is a character created by Explosim Entertainment in their animated series Cyanide And Happiness , he acts like the Bear Grills of the set universe.
He has appeared in two shorts so far, the first in which he dies of overeating for "survival" and the second in which he splits open his overweight dead body from the inside like a snakeskin and emerges alive and well.
His catchphrase is "survival".
I'm Ted Bear and today I'm teaching you about survival!
by Nevernamed22 June 11, 2016
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Artie Bear

nickname for the most awesome man in the whole entire world. used to describe a man who, on the outward appearance, is a scary military man, but on the inside is a cuddly, lovable, giggly pile of fluff
"That airmen is kinda scary looking, with his 'I will kill you' expression."

"Oh don't mind him, he's really just an Artie Bear."
by MayMay27 September 26, 2009
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trumpy-bear

a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit
karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear

oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!
by vitoman123 November 24, 2020
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bear puss

Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
by Geltick January 21, 2018
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