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zach wagoner's famous glue spill

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill
Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"
by bobslu June 10, 2009
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knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)
Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.
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I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs

A phrase originally used in The Office which means to follow someone who isn't going anywhere or has no potential.
Your going nowhere! I hitched my wagon to a horse with no legs!
by Hrvatska Ned December 14, 2014
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Go back to your Sass Wagon

Something to be said when obnoxious people get out of their cars, tap on your window, and start yelling at you about conditions out of your control.
You're blocking the whole intersection! Move up!
*Has less than a foot to move up*
Go back to your sass wagon!
by GracieWasHere April 18, 2011
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hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022
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Paddy Wagon

The term Paddy Wagon actually goes back to the early 1700s in southern states when big tough unskilled Irish immigrants were hired to pursue runaway slaves or transport slaves to new owners or otherwise control defiant slaves. These men were called "Paddy Rollers". These Paddy Rollers were given horse drawn wagons to use to transport the slaves hence "Paddy Wagons".
The slaves were thrown into the Paddy Wagon by the Irish Paddy Rollers.
by Jerry8141 September 29, 2019
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smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.
I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.
by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014
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