because one can

A reason for doing sommat.

Mother: WHY ARE YOU FLUSHING MY CHECKBOOK DOWN THE SHITTER?
Moi: Because one can.

by yesmrslevinson April 11, 2016

That one girl

We all know "that one girl" who's is a complete fake, let's all be honest. This girl will create friendships with people and then completely ignore them as soon as you start getting close to her. She has no fear of being alone, and therefore takes no time to consider even TRYING to hold up a proper friendship with ANYONE who isn't some "head over heels in love with her" guy. And there are a LOT of those. She is flirty by nature, and doesn't even care when people tell her that it's wrong to be doing this to so many guys. Like- THEY HAVE FEELINGS YOU KNOW!!!??? It is so obvious that she couldn't care less about anyone but herself and couldn't dare think of how she is effecting others, as obviously the whole world revolves around her. She dumps guys as soon as they think they have a chance with her, saying that she now likes someone else, and then gets mad when they call her names and talk about her to their friends in a bad way. And yet, so many people still are obsessed with her and want to be friends with her. Ironic, isn't it.

Girl A: OMG "that one girl" keeps flirting with my crush!!!
Girl B: Ikr! It's actually so bad, like does she not realise that she has been flirting with half the guys in our grade already?
Girl A: Clearly not, and apparently a guy like four years older than her went to her house the other day!
Girl B: I'm honestly not even surprised.

by hehehahafefyfofum October 24, 2023

One of those Fridays

A Friday evening, usually following a particularly trying week, marked by excessive drinking, questionable decision-making, the inability to recall said drinking or decision making, and other generally poor behavior.

This has been a long-ass week...this is definitely going to be one of those Fridays.

by grumpalicious August 22, 2011

Pee on one's grave

To humiliate someone

Jim: You'll get fucked up this round of Connect Four.
Bob: Nuh-uh, I can pee on one's grave at this game. I've even humiliated a robot in this game.
Jim: Oh shit... O_O

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

that one nigga

that one nigga who you just wanna bust a fat one to

harrison is that one nigga

by jaclk_ November 29, 2022

One Direction

The most famous boyband of all times. One Direction is even better than The Beatles, as they have broken records even they couldn't achieve. One Direction bandmembers are Harry Styles (he's very handsome), Louis Tomlinson (known for being a smol bean), Niall Horan (an angel that doesn't like sharing his food. literally), Liam Payne (pretty funny, but has a spoon phobia. And as his last name is Payne, many ppl say things like "I'm in Liam Payne but the Liam is silent" 🤪), and Zayn Malik (actually adorable but sadly enough left the band early bcs he never rly liked the music style. but he also left bcs he had an eating disorder and we gotta be proud of him🥺). They are all very handsome and adorable, ngl, and their music is the absolute best so if you havent heard of them: WHAT IN THE WORLD HAVE YOU DONE IN YOUR LIFE?
One Direction also has a fandom called Directioners and lemme tell you that we are legit CRAZY! We know a lot of personal info, and broke into airport security. We also crashed multiple websites (accidentally, of course🤡)
Sadly, One Direction split up in 2015 and went on a Hiatus, but me, and a lot of other fans KNOW that they will come back one day :)
1D is also a shorter name for One Direction

Directioner 1: OMG THAT'S HARRY STYLES FROM ONE DIRECTION!
Directioner 2: OMG YES I MISS HIM AND THE BOYS

by onedirectionscarrots September 16, 2020