Dirty DeSantis

When you’re tagging someone from behind and right as you nut, you rip their mask off, scream “MASK FREE SINCE ‘93”, and shovel a handful of monoclonal antibodies and Ivermectin up their ass.

Yo! I met this dude at the proud boy rally and we started talking 2a rights and bam next thing you know we’re in the john and I gave him a raunchy Dirty DeSantis!

by hXcboyandhiscape September 5, 2021

dirty sami

Is when a woman uses men for her benefit but also at the same time brings herself down to a place in conscience where they hate themselves while they use and manipulate the one who really cares for them

Mario could not see the dirty sami he had got into while at the same time Sami could not see the Dirty Sami she was doing to the man who would give his life for hers. Mario loves sami and would prolly go threw a dirty sami over n over till she can see clear

by Truelove91 April 3, 2020

dirty deuce

The act in which you take a really sloppy shit

Oh you dont want to go in there....i just dropped a dirty deuce.

by mockasin August 15, 2006

dirty laila

A dirty Laila is when you dress up as a rat for halloween and you fall in the sewers and get covered in piss and shit.

How did your halloween go?
Man, I did a dirty Laila.

by xosiena July 20, 2021

dirty frenchman

When a guy doesn't shave for a couple of days, and there is stubbel growth (5 o'clock shadow)

Dude 1: Hey Tim you didn't shave today?

Dude 2: Na. just feeling like a dirty frenchman.

by t-rex234 November 12, 2010

Dirty Kroger

(noun) A sexual sequence simulating a grocery shopping trip at a Kroger store. Phases of the Dirty Kroger include finding a spot to park, squeezing the produce, checking the meat for freshness, getting prescriptions filled, checking out/bagging the goods, and loading the trunk. Those over 65 usually only attempt the Dirty Kroger on Wednesdays.

Guy 1: Hey! Why's Tommy on crutches?

Guy 2: He broke his ankle doing the Dirty Kroger last night.

Guy 1: How'd that happen?

Guy 2: Dunno, exactly. Something about checking for large items on the bottom of the Bascart.

Guy 1: That sucks.

by InsightMaddenAss January 20, 2011

Dirty Denis

A hickie, hickey, or lovebite. A reference to Denis Hickey, a retired winger for Leinster RFU.

She had a good night, check out her massive dirty denis!

by conair346 January 24, 2011