I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

I love you more

When someone tells you I love you more and the recepient loves that someone more then they could ever imagine.

Example

Jenny: I love you
Julie: I love you more
Jenny: I love you more Julie, urban dictionary says so.

by I love you more September 23, 2016

Spoon it before you ruin it

The action of spooning before beating up the pussy.

The girls love me because my dad taught me to 'spoon it before you ruin it!"

by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

if you dont get your

usually what one says when a fucking idiot does something retarded usually followed by BITCH ASS OUTTA HERE .

Trash: " im so tired after a long day of work"
Leroy: if you dont get your OL SQUIDWARD NOSED LONG HEAD ASS OUTTA HERE. BUILT LIKE A GODDAMN PALM TREE.

by 010101001000100100001001010010 February 12, 2018

You be epic bowling ball

Usually comes with "hey" after

Used for unknown reasons

Someone: you be epic bowling ball
The same person or someone else: hey

by Franstx October 17, 2019

Did you just..what?

Is what you yes??

Did you whatever, whatever you I guess.?

Did you just..what?

by flipzy30 November 13, 2021

You tryna hold this wood?

Wood as in penis

Penis as in cock
“You tryna hold my cock”

“You tryna clean deez pipes den”

You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.

by Bolloxolox October 11, 2021