Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms

A righteous boner

That Tummy Tunkered Ball Spasms could've crashed the wall of china.

by Tyballs November 19, 2012

get your balls straight

Why would you want to get your balls straight

Me: Guys i swear i didnt eat the pie
My bro: Get your balls straight bro!
Me: what the fuck does that mean

by Fuck me:) February 21, 2023

Dick n ball stew

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate into a bowl and then proceed to stick your genitalia into the semen bowl.

“Damn i really need to fuck up sum Dick n ball stew right about now”

by Mr.Dumbahh October 12, 2023

Free-Ball Blobbington in these Jorts

a spicy hot way of saying one is not currently wearing undergarments whilst concurrently sporting jean shorts.

"Hey Todd, are you wearing those new underwear you recently purchased?"
"Naw man, I'm goin' free-ball blobbington in these jorts"

by Freeballblobbington April 23, 2023

Let your balls drop

An insult used against kids, with a high voice that are talking smack.

''Let your balls drop before you talk, kid''

by 6Cist May 5, 2023

gay ejaculating nigger balls

gay niggas with massive balls that like to ejaculate on bwm a.k.a big white men

gay ejaculating nigger balls

by xURMANx May 8, 2023

Tickling your own balls

Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.

I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!

by Catnamedturtle May 14, 2023