Open Net Syndrome (ONS)

ONS is a widespread disease amongst the Rocket League community. ONS is defined as: When a player in Rocket League sees an open net and proceeds to miss which can lead to increased blood pressure, anxiety, and depression although symptoms do vary and can be as severe as "Choose to Forfeit". *There is currently no known cures available for this disease* Symptoms can start as early as when the open net is seen/anticipated or as late as after the open net is missed. Recovery time can take as long as a few seconds to a few days depending on the severity of the miss and the situation.

My 2's partner in Rocket League has Open Net Syndrome (ONS), if it is open I deep down expect them to miss...
Open Net Syndrome (ONS) explains why they always miss open nets.

by YT: TheOneTheOnly November 9, 2022

post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.

Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.

by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022

concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.)

the syndrome associated with the feeling or need to attend a music concert of any genre.

me-I have C.A.S. so bad right now
them-whats C.A.S.
me- Concert attending syndrome (C.A.S.), I need to go to this show like a diabetic needs insulin

them- well I guess I have C.A.S. too then

by guitar-ratiug April 26, 2014

Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.

John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?

by meckox November 20, 2016

‘i get bitches’ syndrome

when some guys start dating and forget all concepts of basic decency

A: look at aryan, he’s suffering from ‘i get bitches’ syndrome
B: well i guess that’s what a lack of a father figure does to a person

by lhxmilton May 13, 2023

Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome

The almost universal condition that Mexican women suffer from. Characterized by one or more teeth that has "wandered" from it's intended position in the women's mouth. Abbreviation: M.W.T.S.

She's pretty hot but she's got Mexican Wandering Tooth Syndrome.

by chammy the Mexican shammy July 15, 2014

hide and go seek syndrome

Whenever you are the hider in "hide and go seek" and as soon as you get settled in your hiding spot you realize how badly you have to piss.

Often happens in various stealth games, during important meetings, or when taking exams.

"Man I had a great spot but I realized I had some hide and go seek syndrome so I took one for the team to go wizz"

by Segment62 June 29, 2017