One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

The Big One

what they called me in high school

“Oh, god. Here comes the big one” one would utter as they hear the fat man theme song

by ScreamLoud763 November 9, 2025

Like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road

Completely fuckin pointless

"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "

"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"

by T4Y March 16, 2021

Score One For The Master Race

Also known as S1FMR, an anti-semeticc dogwhistle created by far-right TikToker Postman, making fun of the Leftist TikToker monicalejewski.

It was created after the TikToker monicalejewski said that Postman probably says the phrase while looking at himself in the mirror.

*Vril Edit*
ultimate.aryan: Score One For The Master Race...

by supergoyim May 16, 2025

Hole-In-One

When a guys jumps towards a girl who is lying on her back (naked) when their having sex. When he lands his d*ck is in her hole.

"Guess what Marcus, I just got a hole-in-one on Mellissa"

by AgxDragon April 6, 2021

One-Pager

When you make someone ejaculate so much that it could soak through an entire sheet of paper.

Me: “I totally gave your mom a one-pager last night.”
Friend: 😐

by whisperonastarchase February 12, 2024

sauce up ones

Like throwing up a peace sign as greeting but with only your pointer finger; though usually done with both hands. Generally used as a greeting, or form of recognition among friends, and seeing friends in a public setting.

Originated in southern Minnesota and used mainly in small communities as a sign of friendship.

Person 1: Oh hey there's Emily
Person 2: Cool sauce up ones!

I saw Jessica's mom in the grocery store yesterday, sauced up some ones.

by TolDorkandHondsome August 6, 2016