Jen: have you seen Nat dog? I want a word with him
Ellen: no, how come?
Jen: oh he just farted on me again
Ellen: no, how come?
Jen: oh he just farted on me again
by Nathansbatch2003 November 22, 2021
The dog that goes unnoticed till you look at him and he smiles at you with his wagging tail that can make you feel instantly happier. The easy-going dog you see every day on his daily walk in the neighbourhood.
But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
But when you look closer, he’s so much more - he’s a brilliant and loyal companion. He’s not afraid of showing his emotions and will fight off bullies for you.
by thedognextdoor.qc May 16, 2022
Baggy sweatpants designed to hide a hard on whilst watching your wife being pounded by a random stranger.
by Grahams wife June 20, 2024
Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"
"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"
"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"
by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017
When you lick a girls asshole while you’re fucking her pussy doggystyle. The king of all sex maneuvers.
by Shockfun December 30, 2017
by VillainSZN May 21, 2023