by Weedy Gonzalez November 28, 2017
an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
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the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.
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