Pushing penis

Pushing penis is when phillip and jacob Barrett do weird things in the closet

Random dude: hey phillip what are you doing?
Phillip: pushing penis

by Jajshshs January 22, 2022

banjo penis

When a stranger yanks you by the tip of ones flaccid penis and proceeds to strum it in a fast, very offbeat pattern that slowly fills the room with the sound of a cumly twang.

We all know that one Roxminna girl that really knows how to get a twangy ass banjo penis going.

by Cunt Mannaway January 28, 2022

My penis

It is big.

"My penis,"

"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that you weird ass piece of sh-"

by What the fuck is a vagina February 6, 2022

Emoji Penis

When your friend sends an emoji, a normal message, then another emoji so it looks like a penis.

"🙂
Good morning
😚"
"You just made an Emoji Penis"

by Jewish Banana December 9, 2021

Butter penis

This means butter has a very small penis he cant become a daddy he gonna be a virgin for his whole life time.

Selva has a butter penis so he can't be my daddy.

by IANxSALTY December 12, 2021

Gay penis

Mine

Just a fucking gay penis you get hard when you see a man and then you cum😜

by Gæ.verygæ December 19, 2021

welfare penis

When a guy brags about how much sex he has, but his penis doesn’t work, so the other person has to do all of the work.

Person 1: “I heard Madison Cawthorn is getting divorced.”
Person 2: “Yeah, his wife got tired of the constant welfare penis.”

by anonymous December 22, 2021