why am i searching this up

Idk why are you searching this up

You are clearly bored and don't know what to search so I put this just to say I defined this first BTW why the fuck are you reading this? And why am i searching this up?

by Nobody reads this June 4, 2018

i just want some milk

I just want some milk is something that Jaehyun from nct said once

He asked me if I wanted some more cake and I said “no, I just want some milk”

by Just a kpop stan November 24, 2019

i put on my wizard hat

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

by Melissa Mouse May 18, 2005

i should call her/him

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

by lolpp37 June 13, 2020

i am pretending to type something

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

i don’t feel so good

The line was that became a meme and the heartbreak of all teenage girls.

Mr. Stark I don’t feel so good.

by Superwolf23 June 2, 2018

I love you like rlb

I love you like Rogers loves barnes

Person 1: I love you like rlb

Person 2: what does that mean?

Person 1: uncultured swine,, "I love you like Rogers loves barnes"

Person 2: Rogers? Barnes? Who?

Person 1: honestly do you live under a rock?!? Steve Rogers and bucky barnes (ya know Captain america and his boyfriend with the metal arm)

Person 2: but.. Theyre not together.. Endgame..

Person 1: shut your mouth endgame isn't canon

by stuckytrashy3000 May 16, 2019