Babies

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents

Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*

by -What in the May 26, 2024

D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

baby bouillon

Ejaculate, cum, penis spritzer

I’ve been cooking’ this baby bouillon all night, baby. Open up.

by DropDead GOREgeous April 18, 2021

Baby

A baby is a young human, between the age of 0-2 years old. They could be used as throwables. Since babies are edible, and an easy prey. They are commonly replaced as the turkey during thanksgiving

I murdered a baby today!

by Nickadigga April 7, 2021

Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

scrunch baby

absolutely piss puss bitch
usually used in league of legends to categorize trash players

you are so fucking trash you scrunch baby dyslexic cunt

by creditonalsz February 12, 2021

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024