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Melon head

Another word for “dumb twat” and the person who says this is most likely short and popular.

Be careful using the phrase because it is lethal. Calling somebody a melon head is the equivalent of the chubby grape snapping his fat arse fingers.
Example:

STEVE: ITS 5 YOU NITWIT

THANOS: NO ITS 69.420 MELON HEAD
by I’m sand December 4, 2020
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pole-head

getting bashed at caulfied park so badly that you have to go to hospital
that poor kid go bashed so badly that he had a pole-head
by downey monkey monkey 543 October 20, 2021
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Head

Something a girl gives a boy more than a boy gives a girl but the girl still ends up heart broken afterwards.
Ellie: I gave him head and he still broke up with me
Jannet: oh
by Buttlugandshit March 2, 2021
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bad head game

wack ass head game like when a boy or girl gives a girl head and the shit is wack.
by fatpusc February 20, 2025
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January 20th, the day the Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat. Why don't you join him in the yearly feast.
Dude, did you know that it's national bite the head off a bat day?

No I didn't, I need to break into the bat roost to prepare the feast.

Ozzy didn't bite that bat for nothing you know!
by BatBiter99 May 22, 2023
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shaking your head

You should be shaking your head right now because it's impossible to not know how to shake your head...bruh
by ChaosW April 15, 2015
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Sleepy head

When a girl gives you head while you’re asleep. Typically you will be dreaming and the next thing you know you’re cuming everywhere in your dream.
Dude that girl gave me sleepy head so hard last night.
by Mr. Sukdikman July 16, 2018
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