Condom Oven
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A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
noun
(slang)
A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
Get the condom oven mug.The act of climbing over the obstacle in your way. Because it’s the only way forward.
Can also be recognized as something a narcissist might say.
Not to be confused with get over yourself and/or climb over yourself. Which can be a statement of encouragement as opposed to an accusation or attempt to minimize one’s struggles or circumstances.
Can also be recognized as something a narcissist might say.
Not to be confused with get over yourself and/or climb over yourself. Which can be a statement of encouragement as opposed to an accusation or attempt to minimize one’s struggles or circumstances.
Not a person: you need to get over it!
Personally : I need to climb over myself, hey buddy, why don’t you climb over yourself guy?
Not a person: I’m not your buddy, guy
Personally : I need to climb over myself, hey buddy, why don’t you climb over yourself guy?
Not a person: I’m not your buddy, guy
by Buddyguy August 7, 2025
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Get the Austrian Oven-Fest mug.Verb; the act of any nonfictional or fictional character (new, existing, or very obscure ones) to be made into a porn or rule 34 media.
Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over
Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over
Person 1: Wow, this character has a unique design! I can't wait to watch or play it when it gets released.
Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...
Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...
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Get the Porned over mug.The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.
Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness.
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Get the The Overton Vagina mug.The idea that the Overton window is controlled, at any given time, by the whims of what is popular with the female demographic, since normally right-leaning men will either tone down or outright deny their political beliefs in order to acquire sexual access, or simply avoid sleeping on the couch.
Hey Richard, Asmongold mentioned that women being a part of the anti-mass migrant protests in the UK is a significant precedent. I guess the Overton vagina shift will now make it more comfortable for men to call out the emperor's nakedness on this issue.
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Get the The Overton Vagina mug.When a man willingly has his head clingfilmed to a lady’s bare bum, effectively “sealing in the freshness,” before she lets rip a series of farts that slow-cook him like a supermarket chicken.
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
Considered by locals to be the traditional mating ritual of Inverurie, often performed after a few pints and a kebab, and said to “bind two souls tighter than industrial clingfilm.”
Usually accompanied by soggy farts, muffled giggling, and one mate in the corner shouting, “It’s nae over till the clingfilm rips!"
“Dave didn’t make it to the pub last night — apparently, he was getting an Inverurie Oven from his new girlfriend. Lucky loon!"
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
“You know it’s love when Grant asked for seconds of the Inverurie Oven — romantic or tragic?”
“Sally dumped Paul ‘cause he wouldn’t try an Inverurie Oven. She said he wasn’t ‘husband material.’”
“Lads, I swear I nearly passed out — she gave me an Inverurie Oven deluxe after curry night.”
“Tourists think the East Aquhorthies Stone Circle is Inverurie’s biggest attraction. Locals know it’s the ass ovens.”
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