One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food let’s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 20, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

One Direction

One Direction is known to be the biggest boy band ever. They sadly separate, but that doesn't mean anything to their fandom because they are so strong (was not zayn's fault, please stop). The Directioners are crazy in a good way but don't mess with the boys because they will come for you.

Me:Do you like One Direction?
Stranger: No

Me: *walks away*

by Harrystylesgliterrtoenail May 1, 2021

twenty one gun salute

When 21 guys all pop boners at the same time in honor of America.

Let's get together later for a twenty one gun salute.

by Unknown37 June 18, 2016

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 1, 2014

one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg

Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"

by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023