Sperm-off

A disinfectant spray used to erase cum stains

I used the handy dandy sperm-off to clean up from last nights family reunion.

by Spermoff August 10, 2025

Off the rip

Money once you tear off the bank band strip around a stack of large bills. Most often aimed at those you owe money back to first.

Don't worry my dude, I got you as soon as I off the rip.

by CookUL8R November 28, 2021

Gaking-off

The act of pleasuring oneself with Nickelodeon's trademarked Gak product; preferably while watching any Nickelodeon, Snick, Nick at Night, Nicktoons, TeenNick or Nick Jr. program (Double-Dare, All That, Power Rangers, etc.)

I won't be able to make it to the party this evening. There is a Are You Afraid of the Dark marathon on Nickelodeon that I will be Gaking-off to all night.

by MarkSummers4ever October 7, 2013

off your cheesecake

Unloading an unfathomable fetish for cheesecakes, typically when engaging in celebratory activities.
The word is stemmed from the phrase "✰♡✰ onii-chan please add creamcheese to my cherry cake! daisuki onii-chan✰♡✰!"

"Dude look! They are pretty deep... like how far are you bending over"
"Naw dude, thats too sus. Itll be hard for me to jack off your cheesecake!"

by duckduckduckyduck June 1, 2022

Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

shmea off the blea

high off of marijuana. blea is marijuana bud, and being shmea is being high.

"yo, last nite was dumb litty"
"big fax bro, we were shmea off the blea"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

Stand-off

A chill but not so chill man who plays video all his life for ever

Yo stand-off let’s game

by The_pailidan1 August 19, 2022