by Glenn Williams June 1, 2004
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The head of a un-circumcized penis. Quite sickening to look at and for a girl, it must feel like a big chunk of beef jerky in her mouth while giving head to someone with a Discombobulated Cock Top.
"I went down on my boyfriend for the first time over the weekend, and when i un-did his trousers....out popped a discombobulated cock top. I puked all over it, then left."
by Pepe Jimenez May 18, 2004
Get the Discombobulated Cock Top mug.A male who does not like to get his cock out in public places, he will often shy away from streaking lunatics or nudist societies.
Jenny: I asked him to get his dick out at the rock show
Elda: Really? What did he say?
Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh
Elda: He has his cock in a tree
Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.
Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.
Elda: Really? What did he say?
Jenny: He wouldn't, I only wanted to suck his long shosh
Elda: He has his cock in a tree
Jenny: Sure has, my last boyfriend used to love throwing his cock out of his tree.
Elda: Oh yeah Dave! Sure! They used to call him soil dick because his cock was never up in a tree always on the ground rolling in soil.
by Jay123456789 August 19, 2007
Get the Cock in a tree mug.When a man inserts his penis into a hot dog bun, drenches it in condiments, and serves it to an unsuspecting female(or less frequently a male).
Man#1: Dude, when she bit into my cock dog my dream of getting head from Jennifer finally came true, at least until I passed out from blood loss.
Man#2: ...
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by bolshefuck111 July 30, 2015
Get the cock dog mug.A sex move in which a man, while having sex in an upright position, secures the female firmly on his penis and jumps foward without holding onto the female with his hands (lifting both himself and the female off of the ground). This is preferably done with a small to medium sized female, and the use of male enhancement drugs (e.g. viagra) is recommended before an attempt is made (for one's own safety).
Jerome: "Yo, did you use that move I was telling you about?"
Tyrome: "Yeah son!"
Jerome: "Nice! The good ol' aussie cock jump!"
Tyrome: "Yeah. Shenequa loved it. Too bad I fucked up and gave her a concussion though."
Jerome: "Bitches be crazy."
Tyrome: "Yeah son!"
Jerome: "Nice! The good ol' aussie cock jump!"
Tyrome: "Yeah. Shenequa loved it. Too bad I fucked up and gave her a concussion though."
Jerome: "Bitches be crazy."
by drkchclt February 20, 2009
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