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I don't have time for this Lance

when a boy says that he 'dosn't have time for this Lance', he sometimes means he does have time, he is just not ready to accept his feelings.
You could say ''I don't have time for this lance'' but you would be lying
by bitchassrubberneck June 24, 2018
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I Have Black Friends

To be in the know, well-connected, or have access to criminal networks.

Can be interepreted as a threat, but more usually a point of pride.
This city is so tame and theres cops everywhere, I don't know what I'm going to do for bud. I'm on my last eigth - fuck!

Dont worry bro, I have black friends.
by JO Jocelyn September 16, 2010
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I Don’t Feel So Good

A Phrase that triggers the firey rage of a Tom Holland supporter and often results in a slap, punch, or an insult to your mum
Lopez: *eats egg* I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
A.J: Your mum gae

Lopez says :I Don’t Feel So Good which makes A.J insult his mum
by UMumGae1608 June 11, 2018
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say this to anyone you hate.
then do it.
as hard as you can.
to make them in pain.
and see them suffer.
and spit in thier mouth as they are rolling on the floor in aggony.
then smack them in the throat as hard as you can so you can watch them cry.
laugh at them and make sure they wish they were dead.
really nice person: hey i havent seen you in ages!

reallyy cool, horrible person: i dont care, i hope you die.

really nice person: ah im sure you dont mean that!

really cool, horrible person: fuck off, i hate you. (spits in his face)

really nice person: i cant belive this. why do you hate me so much? i thought we were best friends? remember?

really cool, horrible person: fuck off or i will kick you in the spine!

really nice person: i only want to catch up with you! i havent seen you in ages!

really cool, horrible person: you are an idiot and i hope your family dies. (kicks him in the spine as hard as he can and sends him to the floor screaming for help. he spits in his mouth as he screams for help and is sick all over his face whilst he is lying on the floor in pain!:D)

really cool , horrible person: YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND I LOVE TO SEE YOU IN PAIN! I HOPE ALL YOUR FAMILY GETS RAPED AND I WISH YOUU WERE DEAD!

really nice person: (crying and rolling around on the floor)
please! please dont hurt me! i was only trying to be nice!

really cool, horrible person: YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT AND YOU DONT DESERVE TO EVEN LIVE! (he bends down and smacks the guy in the throat and watches him cry)

really nice person: please! stop it! ill do anything!

really cool, horrible person: NO! YOU ARE A WORTHLESS ANIMAL AND AN INSULT TO THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD PRAY TO DIE BECAUSE I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER AS MUCH AS YOU CAN!
by edward excerault October 29, 2007
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you thought i was feeling you?

You thought that person liked you but they don’t or they don’t find interested in you
Drake: hey it’s uhh it’s you uhhh… what’s your name?
Ice spice: you thought i was feeling you?
by Sweetheartscorpio317 October 28, 2022
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I could care less

A sarcastic phrase meaning "as if I could care less about this."

Stupid people often complain about this phrase, insisting that "I couldn't care less" should be used instead. This is because they fail to realize that "I could care less" is an appropriate and historically popular idiom that dates back to the 1960s.

The very same morons will probably tell you, "But if you could care less, that means you actually cared about it at least a little bit in the first place." That is because the sarcasm is lost on them. Should you hear this, just smile and enjoy knowing that you are speaking to someone of low intelligence.
Pete: "Did you hear? Jenny got AIDS!"

Reggie: "I could care less, man."

Pete: "Haha, you mean 'I couldn't care less.'"

Reggie: "No I don't. You're retarded."
by derrickwayne June 9, 2011
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I love you back

What to say when someone says "I love you" , but you don't feel the same way. Does not mean you love the other person.
girl interested in guy: I love you

guy not interested in girl: I love you back
by streetstalker February 27, 2009
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