FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.

Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017

R.B.S. (Roast Beef Syndrome)

When a girls pussy lips resemble that of roast beef. They r brown and loose.

Damn bitch u some fine R.B.S. (Roast Beef Syndrome)

Ewww I can smell that R.B.S. outside of your pants

Put that R.B.S right here.

by GuCcI May 27, 2013

addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!

by michael foolsley May 24, 2011

BTS - Blackberry Thumb Syndrome

The point wherein excessive use of a Blackberry or video game controller results in lactic acid build-up in the thumb, and therefore pain and numbness.

His excessive texting resulted in a rather painful bout of BTS - Blackberry Thumb Syndrome, which actually needed prescription pain medication to remedy.

by Daryl Christie October 24, 2008

Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.

MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.

by Jonnie C. August 27, 2008

I'm Spider-Man Syndrome

When Spider-Man fans try to rationalize that Spider-Man would beat any other superhero because he is Spider-Man and nothing more, when realistically almost any other superhero would strangle Spider-Man with his own asshole. Similar to "I'm Batman Syndrome" see conman4618

"Spider-Man would totally beat Superman because he can stick to walls!"
"Spider-Man would totally beat Wolverine because he can be strong too!" Obviously suffers from "I'm Spider-Man Syndrome"

by Olillia August 4, 2015

Funniest Home Videos Syndrome

Is when clips are shown within a show, and the comments/additions of the announcers/hosts detract from the comedy and/or entertainment of the clip.

RayWilliamJohnson: BALLS.
Jeff: Well, it would have been funny without it.
Bill: RWJ has massive Funniest Home Videos Syndrome.

by LeColumbus August 11, 2010