vacuum cleaner man

Man who wants to inspect your tits.

Hello, I'm the vacuum cleaner man. I'm here to inspect your, uh, your tits.

by Your moms face May 18, 2014

Suction Cup Man

Famous for climbing towers with Suction Cups and intriguing presidents.

Dada Dada Da! Suction Cup Man!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) September 15, 2018

Red Velvet Man

A man's man. A man that people typically associate with red velvet, as he is that good: as good as red velvet.

"Dude, did you hear that Jake just saved a man from a burning building?"
"I'd expect that. That bitch is a real Red Velvet Man.
Hero
Savior
Righteous
badass

by HohnJodges March 21, 2017

Poor Man's Bouquet

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

Back-door man

A married woman's lover, who is, incidentally, a legendary figure in blues numbers.

- Let's drink one for the road!

- No, I am late!

- No worries, man! Back-door man will be out when you arrive at home anyway.

by William Warney June 2, 2014

Inner Man Raptor

(noun) - Coined by the Reddit user 'innermanraptor'.

The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.

Guy 1: I'm really shy when it comes to dealing with that girl
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!

by rohanbk February 3, 2010

Strange Old Man

A variation on the stranger where a person spends enough time in a hot tub to get their hand wrinkly, sits on it until it's numb and then proceeds to touch themself.

I heard that you tried the Strange Old Man last night, that's screwed up.

by S7 January 11, 2008