by tpsych May 5, 2011

A serious, lovemaking act. After a session of passionate intercourse, the male partner kneels down on all fours. The female assumes a position behind the male as if going to eat his brown-starfish. The male then releases his flatulence (fart) in the females face, she then proceeds to eat the Dingleberry(s) off the male for sheer erotic enjoyment.
by Carlos December 6, 2003

Going to fitting room and trying on lingerie and returning it to the traumatised staff without buying.
Josie - Just had the grossest thing happen to me
Vinny - what is it?
Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked
Vinny - what is it?
Josie - Just got dirty Janned at work
Vinny - that's fucked
by Vinylz9999 February 14, 2019

by Voodoo1986 May 20, 2019

When someone is clearly at their computer but chooses to ignore you while still reading everything you type. This person is an unapologetic internet lurker and should be kept away from children.
"I was trying to talk to my friend on Gchat about these Jets tickets I just bought us, he wouldn't participate in the conversation claiming he had to study for the CPA but really he was just giving me a Dirty Gregory."
by theDoc14 August 3, 2009

John: DUUUUDE did you just pull a dirty jordyn?
Derek: Yeah bruh I thought it was lemonade!!!!
That chick totally did a dirty Jordyn yesterday! it was disgustingly hilarious!!
Derek: Yeah bruh I thought it was lemonade!!!!
That chick totally did a dirty Jordyn yesterday! it was disgustingly hilarious!!
by awwwsome September 13, 2014

by poopycocksinkcsmouth March 21, 2010
