Bumper Cocks

A game where a bunch of guys achieve an erection then tuck it between their legs so their boners are sticking out from underneath their ass checks, then bend over, and sprint backwards into eachother, attempting to penetrate forcefully.

I walked into the locker room showers only to see Coach Barracca, Coach Lazzaro, and Jelly playing bumper cocks.

by Jeremy Thundercox April 10, 2010

Headie Gym Cock

What your girlfriend has gone to find when she has been missing for a while. Grade-A sexy man cock.

"You know where she went. That slut went to go get some of that headie gym cock."
"These girls love this headie gym cock."

by Headie Gym Cock Jon February 4, 2009

dry cock fuck

an insult for a retard

shut the fuck up you dry cock fuck

by don May 31, 2004

Cock and Balls Revolver

A Revolver and is not only your Cock, but also your Balls.

"Don't make you me shoot Cock and Balls Revolver"
-Overheard from a citizen of Albion.

by Hydroxxx16 July 2, 2009

Gravity cock block

When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.

Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."

by CollegeDormBoy October 20, 2011

rock n' cock

Similar to Netflix & chill, except that the Netflix is switched with rock music. Also used to describe a man rockin' penis, or a mans rock hard erection.

Man, that guy I went out with, Jacob, wanted to rock n' cock, but I'mma stay a virgin for life.

by Fine assed man September 21, 2016

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019