Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!
by fringee December 17, 2008
Get the nice one roy mug.1. The fuzz. The heat. The popo. The constabulary. The police. Look one time, don’t look twice, they are gonna pull you over for looking suspicious.
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
2. A phrase uttered for good luck, often in poker or other casino gambling. The origin of this phrase is from the movie “Little Giants” when the coach gave his speech to his team of misfits to get them excited for a game with long odds. It means even if the odds are 99 times in 100, that still leaves “one time.”
1 Driver: one time ahead, don’t look back
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
Passenger: *looks twice*
One time: *flashes lights*
Driver: what did I just f***in tell you.
2 poker player 1: All in.
Player 2: call. I have queens.
Player 1: I have AK of hearts. Good luck.
Player 3: i folded Q/10.
Flop 9,2,6 hearts.
Player 2: damn, I’m in rough shape.
Turn: 2 spade
Player 1: don’t do this to me dealer!
Player 2: dealer, can I use my one time now?
River: 6 of spades.
Player 2: Nice hand. Goodnight.
Player 1: 99 times baby
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Get the <.7.9.7.6>Hundred Back Smacks Of The One Time<.7.9.7.6.> mug.by Your One Artist June 23, 2023
Get the Your One Artist mug.When doing time in any prison or county jail anywhere always remember and abide by the ‘Pinch One Flush One’ rule. The way this works: As soon as you ‘pinch one off’ HIT THAT BUTTON so your cellie doesn’t have to endure or power through your shit stink. Every time you pinch one, HIT THAT BUTTON! Actually just keep hitting that button on the first big pinch. Prison/Jail shitters usually have a ferociously powerful flush. You do your part and let the shitter do the rest. No one’s gonna jump all over you as long as you you hit that button. ALSO!!! Never use the shitter during meal times. Not sure about this? Fuck around and find out!
“Ugh! It smells like straight asshole up in here! Hey little homie, hasn’t anyone ever told you to PINCH ONE FLUSH ONE?
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
AND STAY HITTIN’ THAT BUTTON!!! SHIT!!!!!”
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Get the Hole In one mug.Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015
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