Baby-Kid

A suitable substitute for the word toddler when you are a halfwhit who can't think of the word toddler when it is most needed, such as in a conversation about Buckcherry's frontman Josh Todd.

Me: No he (Josh Todd) is married and has kids, sex wasn't the reason behind the new Gretchen Wilson/Buckcherry song.

Her: He has kids?

Me: Yeah, he has like, a...baby-kid.

Her: A toddler?

Me: ....yeah.

Her: Dumbass.

by Baby-Kidder September 8, 2016

Baby Monkey Bum

A nickname given to a KK the Dj from 97.7 HTZ FM radio station by her partner. She's not crazy about it but she let the Facebook community know about it.

"Hey my baby monkey bum lets go out for dinner."
"I love my little Baby Monkey Bum, she's the best Dj out there."

by CSTAPLETON December 2, 2011

baby sonographer

A Baby Sonographer in other words is a Ultrasound Technologist.

“ Hey steven my job is dealing with babies / Baby Sonographer ! ”

by Stevensnenn September 17, 2021

baby bouillon

Ejaculate, cum, penis spritzer

I’ve been cooking’ this baby bouillon all night, baby. Open up.

by DropDead GOREgeous April 18, 2021

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

Snot babies

When you nut in a bitches mouth while facefucking her or she’s face fucking herself with your dick and she accidentally inhales the juices through her nostrils causing her to ingest all snot and nut and it shoot out her nose

I’m not fuckin with Dominic ever again I have this nigga head and next thing I know I’m shooting snot babies out my nose

Well you let me know when to tap in if you don’t want him cause that sounds like thats just what I need for my sinuses

by Porno music January 29, 2024

Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024