Slipping Off the Hobby Horse

Meaning to relapse. Also someone trying achieve something but is failing to do so. Often referring to how someone is doing in there life overall.

Danielle keeps slipping off the hobby horse, she can't seem to get it together.

by Jeff Sley December 16, 2011

ordering off the menu

While in a relationship you have sexual encounters with another person that is not your significant other.

You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.

Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.

by jimbrand beer January 9, 2012

he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place

He be off the early when we be going out at night

by lobe3 January 16, 2012

worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

jump-off night

The night before Valentines day when you take out the person you're sleeping with behind your husband/wife/girlfriend/boyfriend's back see jump off. Because you can't take them out on Valentine's Day, so you have to take them out the night before. Jump-off night activities include renting a hotel room by the hour and buying your Boo slutty crotch-less panties.

My boyfriend refused to take me out for Valentine's Day. When I badgered him for a month straight about why he finally confessed that him and wife of five years have had long-standing plans on Valentines Day at their favorite restaurant and he could only take me out the night before. That's when I realized that not only that I was his jump-off night lay.

by zolabean February 26, 2011

Poppin dudes off

The act of a group of three or more gentlemen ejaculate forcefully into one's nostrils until pressure builds so high that one's ear drum pops off ejecting seman from the ears.

Hey Bro!.... You tryin' to pop some dudes off?!

Last night a few buddies and I went and popped some dudes off.

Yeah you know we poppin dudes off out here!

by Bingsing March 7, 2011

Hack-Off

n. A term that describes the action of playing hacky sack; v. To play hacky sack. Adj. Stoner

Hey Man Let's go Hack-Off

Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"

Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off

by OneGiantIndian March 10, 2011