the dog will get it

The thing you say when you spill food on the ground and don't want to pick it up.

Person A: *is getting a bowl of Doritos, and one falls on the floor*
Person B: "Are you gonna pick that up?"
Person A: "The dog will get it"

by Rutherfraud Hayes May 26, 2025

dogging

to intentionally do someone dirty, often as a form of revenge or payback. usually follows being hurt or betrayed first

after he played her, she started dogging him with his own friends.

by junior vex April 23, 2025

Wash the Dog

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Dog

A round animal that has 45,000 mother biomolecules and has a big racoon for a mother

My dog was eaten yesterday

by iewbfiawgelba December 9, 2021

Goofy Ass Dog

Homie who made a bad joke and everyone went quiet

Guy: What's up guys, you lovely girls

Boy: what

Guy: I got bitches on me

Boy: you goofy ass dog, shut up

by lordyrei December 12, 2024

Corn Dogging

When a guy sticks his weiner into a loaf of bread and then a chick eats the bread while holding the base of his weiner like a corn dog.

It's a good thing I hit up Costco last night and got the 2 pack of sourdough cause that bitch was corn dogging my shit all night!

by nacho mama April 27, 2014

Dog

God backwards

Dog is God backwards

by Frederick Yeo November 12, 2023