Baby Zoo

the youtube channel that serves fetish videos to impressionable children

Dad: Hey son how are you doing? I came back with the milk!
5 year old after watching Baby Zoo: UHH YES DADDY PLEASE INFLATE ME UHH YES I'M FUCKING CU-
Dad: goodbye, son.

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 7, 2024

Baby Reindeer

An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.

I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.

by S0ulFistikata May 3, 2024

Baby hotline

I love Jack Stauber, I am a huge fan of his music, but this song is way too overrated. It’s barely his style

“Oh is that Jack Stauber? I love his music! But I’ve only ever heard baby hotline”
“I will consume you”

by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

The Babi’s

A groups of sexy cheesy kakas who are best mates

The Babi’s “how can we not talk about Babis when babis is all we got”

by Babi #1 September 9, 2023

Baby gos

Trash ass fooking rapper cant even sing right baby gos more like baby gay

Fuck baby gos

by Mtspussy September 20, 2018

Oh no baby pirates

A saying in Snapchat captions after taking a picture of your baby and then drawing an eyepatch on the baby.

Oh no baby pirates

by babypiratesnapchat2 January 4, 2023

your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar and have to let her know she the baby and you the daddy!

your the baby I'm the daddy

by JayBucks July 21, 2024