Shit Dick

When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.

Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.

by Slotheaus July 20, 2013

Shit Boxing

The act of taking a shit and smoking marijuana at the same time.

"Dude, I'm totally shit boxing my bathroom right now. Damn Taco Bell glued me to the toilet."

by whackietahbackie November 25, 2011

Drunk shitting

Whilst really drunk you shit your pants.

Guy1 "Dude Joey was drunk shitting last night at the party"
Guy2 "Uhh, that's nasty"

by lulz171 July 12, 2011

shit and dash

To go into a restaurant, museum, store, someones house, zoo, aquarium, or other public place, take a shit, and walk out with out paying.

Person 1: I have to shit.
Person 2: Lets go in this restaurant.
Person 1: We cant go in there I dont have money for food.
Person 2: Dont worry about it just shit and dash.
Person 1: Good idea.

by billabongbabe13 August 8, 2011

shit-monster

Person who has a poo that explodes like a pyroclastic flow out of a volcano, causing large amounts of shit stains all over the bowl. When the toilet is flushed the water does not reach all the shit stains.

The person also does not have the decency to clear up afterwards. The smell afterwards is so putrefying that it makes your nose bleed.

OMG don't let that girl use your toilet, she's a shit-monster!!

looks like the shit-monster has struck again!!

by al copella November 14, 2011

shit tins

A vast quantity of a given item

Mate, were gonna need shit tins of beers to survive this crap party.

by Guru December 5, 2004

Shit-puke

When because of out partying till the early sunrise you decide to releave yourself by leaning out your friends window and puking on the street, but instead puke out your ass.

"I never Shit-puke before, but once i puked-shit"

by Haryazz December 12, 2003