Slap the fuck outta you

To slap someone so hard that they become reproductively unsound and unable to perform sexually.

"Next time I see you, me and you are gonna have a heart to heart and I'm gonna slap the fuck outta you"

by Carl_Spackler May 28, 2016

fuck is you talkin’ bout?

1. When someone says some dumbass shit that’s so slow you gotta ask them what they said more than once and worry for their mental health

2. Idiotic and cringe trend on tik tok by lightskin dudes talkin about how every time they walk in a room they needa be clapped for and if you don’t your not a good homie

Tony: You girls pee sitting down?
Will: Huh?
Tony: like they sit down and can’t move their dick to pee
Will: fuck is you talkin’ bout?

by Boopinthecoupe August 23, 2021

I love you more.

The fight competitive yet romantic couples have all the time.

Meagan; "I love you."
Victor; "I love you more."
Meagan; "Even Urban Dictionary says so, therefore your argument is invalid. :)"

by OmgAwesomeSauce October 3, 2010

You have nice hands

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.

Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!

by ultimatethot69 January 13, 2019

think what you want

A phrase used by assholes to make you question what you know.

I've never lied to you, but think what you want.

by Imnotdumb12 February 12, 2017

smile when you say that

(Western US via cowboy movies)

Your last remark crossed the line. Immediately retract/clarify/soften it, or I'll be offended/in your face/pumping you full of lead.

"Of course, there never was a man born in those parts who was worth a damn..."

"Smile when you say that!"

by Shane August 11, 2003

heat you up

to go on someone, joan on them bad as shiit.

son she just heated you up! how you let her heat you up like dat!??!

by Jessica Gogohead May 16, 2006