jerking off with happiness

You like the pleasure your self in a sexual way to cause a slight of happiness which is not given to you by a women at this point.

I'm having a wank because I'm lonely, so jerking off with happiness is the way to go.

by Jesus da bomb January 28, 2014

It’s water off a ducks back

It’s water off a fucks back

And believe me when I say it’s water off a ducks back

by Leahh92 May 20, 2018

yacking the alphabet off

To talk incessantly! Blow one’s phone up.

Look at that poor guy over at the bar, that girl is yacking the alphabet off. Yeh he can’t get a word in.

I am so sorry I was yacking the alphabet off yesterday. I will refrain from blowing your phone up

by Yetilove August 24, 2021

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Swag off

A competition based around thing looks the nicest/most atrocious (ie: hair style, interior design, car)

“It's not a swag off, it's a "build a space station".„

by Nicowo February 4, 2021

switch off

cease to pay attention.

"as he waffles on, I switch off"

by Arminkshipper July 16, 2024

Stressed-off

Stressed and pissed off. Stress that is caused by being angry, or an equal combination of irritated and overwhelmed.

This deadline is unreasonable. I’m so stressed-off!

by Write it to right it. June 28, 2018