your mom

a insult of a persons mom

your mom is so fat she has 2 watches for each timezone shes in

by snitcher.y January 21, 2022

Your Mom

The coolest, hottest, sexiest mf alive.

Wow look! It’s your mom! She’s hot.

by Yourlocalmother January 22, 2022

Your Mom

The answer to anything someone asks you; the best comeback

Them: How are you?

You: Your mom

Them: ;-;

by Your_Motherdvnsdjhvpoeadjcof January 22, 2022

your mom

Your mom is the woman who gave birth to you and held you for 9 months in her womb.

Hey Ahmed! Who gave birth to you?
Me: Your mom

by yamooni January 24, 2022

Your mom

The largest creature to roam the earth
Some say she’s so big blue whales are the size of her fingers

Person 1: yo dude is that your mom?

Person 2::stop it dude my mom died years ago this isn’t funny

by Theredjoker January 24, 2022

your mom

somebody i would totally hit+very sexy and cute

-is that your mom?
-wow she’s so sexy! ❤️❤️😨❤️🤪😨❤️❤️

by what does this mean lmao February 17, 2022

your mom

your mom

Man : Your mom.

Other Man : exquisite.

by God's instrument February 18, 2022