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Woke

Woke is the consept of being self-concise and being concise about the (((Other)))
Wow, this dude is really woke.
by JeezesWzKng January 15, 2019
mugGet the Wokemug.

woke

Real definition: The state of being aware about systematic racism

According to the far-right: Anything that's not as KKK-esque as sending Blacks, Latinos, Asians, LGBTQ members, neurodivergents, and other innocent groups of people they hate for no reason into unspeakably cruel death camps bad enough to make even the likes of Hitler, Stalin, and Hirohito recoil in disgust. (obvious overexaggeration but you get what I mean)
Literal Neo-Nazi: "OH MY GOD TRANS PEOPLE ARE ONLY BEING BANNED FROM SPORTS AND NOT DRAWN AND QUARTERED AS WELL!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT WOKE ALERT!!!!!!!!!!"

Half-decent person with an IQ over 69: "If anything that is the opposite of woke. God the far-right disgusts me and I hope it burns to the ground metaphorically and literally."
by Silicosis9324 October 16, 2023
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Up yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical leftism. Often used by villains in memes to show how utterly batshit insane you sound when you say it out loud.
Senator Armstrong: "Up yours, Woke Moralists! We'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Armstrong, What the hell are you talking about?"
by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023
mugGet the Up yours, Woke Moralists!mug.

Woke

Min Yoongi aka Suga a rapper from the Kpop group and biggest boy band in the world BTS.
- Stans for equal rights on all spectrums (race, sexuality etc.)

- The woke king

- Talks about mental health

-Speaks on and breaks gender norms
by MinSuga Genius 💜 October 7, 2020
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romantically woke

When one person is in tune to their significant other's romantic needs, wants and desires.
Jenny is romantically woke when it comes to her relationship with Bradley.
by Mr. Leonard Finamore April 6, 2017
mugGet the romantically wokemug.

Woke

a Dumbass who thinks everything is racist / offensive but in reality they are just an asshole looking for attention
"Them woke bastards need to stop."
by SWADDS065 January 26, 2023
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woke-um

a woke enlightened human. May try to "wake" enlighten others once woke. Once becoming a woke-um, beware, there is no turning back.
Damn, that woman is a woke-um.
by Michellita May 6, 2020
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