Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of
fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing
fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic
shift.)
"You're the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"
"If you keep taking apples without paying, everyone
will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."
"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"
"A whore
got my lemons and I'm really
sad about it."
"Lemon-stealing whore."