uber fart

After an uber driver gives you a ride, you let out a monstrous fart and shut the door quickly.

I gave that uber driver an uber fart for a tip!

by dboys194 May 8, 2016

Uber Album

An album released by a band that contains all of their songs you will ever need to hear. Greatest Hits albums do not count, as they are intended to give you all of the band's best songs.

This word is intended to be used only by people who have an interest in a band, but aren't huge fans of them.

Ex. Smash Mouth - Astro Lounge. All of their good songs are on this album, unless you are a dedicated fan (unlikely).

The Beatles are an example of a band without an Uber album.

Hey, did you hear about Drowning Pool's new album coming out? I hear it's supposed to be an uber album!

by gargoyle772 June 9, 2009

Uber Dick

Refers to a penis so large that it may sometimes resemble a third leg. If you have this condition, remember that people, especially females, may come up to you and ask to see your uber dick or even touch it.

Wow look at that guys uber dick!

Yeah I saw him at the store he had it slung over his shoulder!

by I couldn't fins any other name August 24, 2021

Uber Pool

A threesome with 2 dead Somalian guys

Avery was pleased with everything about his uber pool…besides the smell!

by Gay guy 69420 August 29, 2025

Uber Dictionary

People, especially literal fish and gingers who have the attention span and memory of a gold fish, who forgot how to spell "Urban Dictionary." While usually caused by mistake, it's not surprising if you were wondering why you couldn't get to this website because of this, congratulations.

"Dude, what's that one website? Uber Dictionary?"

"Dude I've been googling Uber Dictionary for half an hour now I can't find it."

by Mr. MARIJUANA PEPSI October 17, 2019

Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.

Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!

by joepour March 29, 2016

Uber Driver

Normally of Asian descent who maybe well educated in there own country but there qualifications are not a valid in the UK so they become Uber drivers where they pray on intoxicated and under age women, they also share cars and PH licence with there brothers, cousins, uncles and farther.

Uber Driver: Hello I'm Ali your driver, how much have you drank missus?

Liz: only one glass of wine

Uber Driver: face of disappointment

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Uber Driver: hello little girl is your father still in your life?

Shazz: no he fúckëd off for ten Benson's and hedge's when I was three and never came home

Uber driver: you would be a princess in my own country, I treat you good, you want a kabab and a can of coke, you have one of these tablets

by Shalam69 September 3, 2023