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Danny Glover Defence

The sequence in movies where a person getting shot at procedes to take cover behind a thinner object than him/herself ie a lamp post, thin pillar etc, and parts of the person are sticking out either side, yet they still manage to avoid getting shot. (as seen in the first Saw movie and several bugs bunny cartoons.)
JP> Dude, how did you not get shot at paintball this morning?

Chris> I was deploying the Danny Glover Defence

JP>Nice!
by ultrachris2000 October 7, 2010
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Danny Jones Syndrome

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.
My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!
by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009
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Danny DeVi-do

The hairstyle which Hollywood actor and comedian, Danny Devito, rocks. This hairstyle is essentially bald on top with luscious locks gracing the sides of the head.
See that guy over there? He totally has the Danny Devi-do.
by Shmoseph Shmith August 6, 2010
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Eggs Danny Thomas

From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
by kelstermcgil November 4, 2007
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danny griswold

a young man with a jewfro even though he's not jewish. funny huh. hes a man with talent, and other shit i cant think of right now.... HES FUNNY AND AGODDAMNDORABLE!!! w3rd
danny griswold is the bee's knee's
by Grizzy1 July 19, 2006
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Danny tanner

The act of letting your sister and her down on his luck husband move into your house only to carry on a homosexual relationship in exchange for free rent
While Becky is hard at work trying to make a better life for her family her brother pulls a danny tanner forcing her husband Jesse to sleep with him so Jesse doesn’t have to find a real job and can persue his dream of making it as a musician
by Jb money October 19, 2017
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danny banon

a ugly looking creature who fingers himself for pleasure. he is an i.t guy who lick jessie edge's crabs of her vagina.
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