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Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.
When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.
by Tamrian August 22, 2016
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Thomas Miles

Thomas is a very mysterious guy. Often people see him as an outsider never giving him the chance to prove himself. He is overlooked, but shouldn’t be, because when you make a friend like Thomas, you will never let him go. He is kind, caring, funny, and slightly flirtatious. More than anything he wants a significant other, someone who will appreciate him as much as he does others. When given a chance he can enchant a girl with something more powerful than looks... his personality. Thomas will often crack jokes that would light up any girls face. His largest weakness would simply be his ability to remove himself from any and every situation. He hates negative confrontation, some would call him a “peace maker”. This isn’t a bad thing, but Thomas deserves better than to lurk in someone else’s shadows. He’s too good of a person to not be seen as such. If only he knew that.
Thomas Miles : Hey Regan wanna date
Regan: Fuck yeah dude
Connor: Fuck....
by DigBickEnergy May 31, 2020
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Thomas Marshall

“so I heard you got with Thomas Marshall, you lucky duck
“Ik He was my best get”
by jeejagupta June 6, 2019
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Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas is the singer for Matchbox Twenty, and has recenty made a new album, named iSomething To Be/i He uses deep lyrics to connect the listeners to his songs.
IRob Thomas has singles like Push, and newer ones like "Lonely No More"/I
by LuigiAdept July 20, 2008
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Thomas the Tanker

Rhyming slang for wanker. Used as an insult.
by Pete October 18, 2004
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Thomas finn

A legend where if you say this name 3 times he will appear in a dark corner of your room
Girl : Thomas Finn Thomas finn Thomas finn
by RDX1103 March 3, 2017
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Crusty Thomas

First you put it in her ass then bust a nut and continue 2 fuck her then when the friction from the anal sex makes your cman crust around your weiner you make her lick it off.
i made Christina throw-up after she finished giving me a Crusty Thomas
by GGGangster May 17, 2006
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