toilet weasel

Poop

I just made a toilet weasel.

by Awesome Ploppy Pie September 29, 2017

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016

Weasel

A man that doesn't go down on women.

Walker wouldn't go down on me. He's such a weasel.

by Zan de bonz July 8, 2024

weasel

a person who is just really weird and odd

Bro you are such a weasel

by jerktwister November 3, 2020

Weasel

A device in which canabis is consumed also known as a ' bucket '. cut off a 1/4 of a 2 litre bottle from the top and cut off 1/8th of a 1 litre bottle from the bottom, fill the 2 litre bottle up with water and drop the 1 litre bottle in.

Person 1 : " Alright son? Fancy a weasel? "
Person 2 : " Whey aye! "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter

Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!

by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021

Weasel

When a so called mate is a little thrifty with personal belongings.

‘Jonesy always pinches just enough of my hair wax to keep his middle-aged lid in tack. What a weasel.’ -Weed

by KingKakuta June 28, 2018