Jesus Table-Making Christ

An exclamation of intense feeling, suitable for both positive or negative circumstances. "Table-Making" is a reference to the popular Christian belief that Jesus was the son of a carpenter, and also a carpenter himself.
"Jesus Table-Making Christ, what's a guy gotta do to give a broad the pickle-tickle in this town!?"
by Drew M. November 28, 2006
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Big D and the Kids Table

A ska punk band from Boston.
Producer of songs like noise complaint, LAX, my girlfriends on drugs...
Dude totally skanking to Big D and the Kids Table.
by Elysse_e October 26, 2007
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you, me, crafting table

you're about to get laid.
person 1: tonight, you, me, crafting table

person 2: oh fuck-
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1. a: To assume an exclusive role of leadership in an environment of ostensible equality or diversity. b: To make one's voice or opinion the only option.

2. To carry such a commanding presence due to an overbearing personality or charisma that inevitably overshadows that of anyone else, even those of greater importance.
1. You have made it clear that in this plenum you sit at the head of the round table.

2. A man of great stature whose very entrance to a room cast an air of authority and a demand for respect and awe, beaming in charisma and exuding confidence, it is clear that he takes his seat at the head of the round table.
by Mahus February 04, 2012
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To drink more then your foe
Drinking someone under the table is you being less drunk the person you're drinnking with
by Kazaum July 14, 2006
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Put your dick on the table

Similar to putting your foot down, "Putting your your dick on the table" is a phrase used when someone just exerts their dominance over everyone else in the room, and wants their way, no longer taking any "bullshit" from anyone else.
We were all wondering which movie to go to, until Robbie Put his dick on the table and bought us all tickets to see 22 jumpstreet.

"Man all these people keep cutting me in line"
"Dude you should just put your dick on the table and punch the dude who tries.
by The ultimate name caller September 02, 2014
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Put Your Dick on the Table

A phrase used to convey "going all out" or "laying it all on the line"; leaving nothing behind, trying one's hardest
Shit dude, with 2 weeks left in the fantasy league you're going to have to Put Your Dick on the Table
by shit_tits4 November 13, 2010
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