When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
by Bigman577544 June 09, 2021
When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
-I might have to try that some day.
by UserR6088 March 18, 2023
by snicklebeanspacetoast May 17, 2021
by cottonPickker February 08, 2019
A sexual act taking place in the janitor's closet, often intercourse, causing the janitor to be quite shocked if he happens to open the door while the two are doing it.
Guy 1: You won't believe what happened yesterday!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Stacy wanted to have sex, but we were in school, so we did it right in the closet. It was a real janitor's surprise!
by gogglyeyed October 24, 2013
The former pro baseball player made a surprise appearance at the Met Gala in May 2017 with his hubby.
by Silent Jerry June 21, 2017
Taugh-co Ser-prize
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
When a naked woman bends over and you can see her vagina from behind. One step above mooning.
"Wow, that was some out of this world intercourse, I'll just pick up my panties and be on my way" BAM *Taco surprise*
"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
"I walked into the change room and Cheryl taco surprised me! What a joker!"
by Rad Chad March 15, 2014