status killer

A less popular person that comments on another more popular person status causing an end to any conversation going on in the status
hey drew sanders why did you comment on my stats, your such a status killer
by yourmans December 01, 2010
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Gerry Status

A status given to a person based on their reactions, both physical and mental after consuming illegal drugs.
"whoa, haha.. watch and listen to Logan try to explain the inner workings of communist russia, he is totally at Gerry Status"
by G Banks March 29, 2010
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Pocket Status

The definition of a girl who is so cute that you want to make her small and put her in your pocket, so you can take her everywhere with you.
by Slows Magoes October 20, 2011
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wormtactics status

1. The current social, health, and general status of said wormtactics.
2. A temporary condition of being like wormtactics in many or few ways.
That guy totally had wormtactics status, because he exhibited certain social patterns of the character.
by wormtactics November 02, 2004
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Status Fiend

Someone who, when on facebook, updates their status multiple times so that thier status updates are within 2 updates of one another. This generally happens when someone is on facebook way to often and their status should in fact always be "isert name" is On Facebook.
Calvin is the status fiend

update: Calvin is Sleepy

update: Calvin feels like going to bed

update: Jim Took the which power ranger are you quiz he is the red ranger.

update: Calvin wants to be the pink ranger

update: Mary has to sleep

update: Calvin is sighing off
by Afendra April 10, 2009
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monkey status

Dead. a state of lifelessness
yo son, i ran into gomez the other day. he was all trying to step, so i shot his ass and left the mother fucker monkey status in the street
by G-thong September 07, 2004
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roman statue

Me: Did you get a boner when the doctor examined your balls?
Boyfriend: No. She was a wrinkled middle-aged woman. I got a total roman statue.
by smugxleaf March 09, 2011
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