Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.
Oh, don't be so Simon.
by NoBullShitLet's Go November 21, 2021
Get the Simonmug. Simon
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simonmug. 1. Being in the Simon Zone is when you think you have a girlfriend on the basis that you are frequently texting a girl and have no intentions of asking her out.
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
2. Talking to a potential love interest without the need to meet with them in person
by theboss31 December 5, 2018
Get the The Simon Zonemug. My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
Get the Dick Simonedmug. Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024
Get the Matt Simonmug. Rupert: hey my neck stopped hurting when i watched simon inflation!
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
Anne frank: This is my favorite movie.
by expungedhat(real) August 2, 2025
Get the Simon Inflationmug. by Gloriousmoth656 November 12, 2020
Get the Simone Shieldsmug.