Shrek is God. He is friends with Duke from Tracy beaker who touches kids while preparing his special sauce.
I like Shrek
by Hithereboys April 29, 2020
Get the Shrekmug. The manliest man known to the human race, this hunk of a guy can make your wildest dreams come true while managing to star in 4 movies at the same time.
by yeehaw_5678 February 11, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. 
The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light
person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍"
person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"
person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"
by Tweek_coffee July 14, 2023
Get the Shrekmug. by muglol September 16, 2022
Get the yummy shrekmug. (noun)
The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
Get the Dubious Shrekmug. by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022
Get the PS1 Hagrid x Shrekmug.